Vintage card for the Tech Killers Club featuring a skull with a winged ram's skull illustration in red and beige tones, with handwritten name Bob Hall and signature.

JOIN THE CULT.

Not everyone gets in. This is where clients become insiders.

The SELL-YOUR-SOUL CLUB is a private members program for companies that survived the chaos, automated the nonsense, and stayed in the trenches with us long enough to earn the patch.

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Free merch

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Exclusive discounts

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Priority support

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Dangerous levels of operational efficiency.

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+ Free merch + Exclusive discounts + Priority support + Dangerous levels of operational efficiency. +

WHAT IS THE

SELL-YOUR-SOUL CLUB?

Most agencies disappear after the invoice. We don’t.

The SELL-YOUR-SOUL CLUB is a loyalty program for companies that stay on monthly maintenance for at least 3 months after implementation.

If you trust us long enough to let us rebuild the machine properly, we reward you for it.

WHAT YOU GET

Graffiti art of a hand holding a silver tray, with a white envelope sealed with red wax, set against a colorful diamond-patterned background.

  • Lower pricing on:

    • New automations

    • System upgrades

    • AI agents

    • Consulting

    • Emergency support

    • Future products

    The longer you stay alive, the cheaper the weapons get.

  • Random acts of operational violence.

    Examples:

    • Free workflow improvements

    • Extra automations

    • Dashboard upgrades

    • AI prompt systems

    • Landing pages

    • Internal tools

    • Emergency fixes

    Sometimes we just build things because we’re bored and your company looked vulnerable.

  • When your systems break at 2AM…

    Members go first.

    No ticket labyrinths.
    No “we’ll get back to you shortly.”
    No corporate hostage negotiation.

  • New systems.
    Experimental automations.
    Beta tools.
    Private offers.

    The club gets access before the public even knows it exists.

  • Heavyweight hoodies.
    Vintage tees.
    Limited patches.
    Stickers your accountant will hate.

    Not corporate swag.
    Actual wearable propaganda.

  • You must:

    • Buy a Tech Killers service

    • Stay on monthly maintenance for at least 3 months

    • Not be painfully boring

    • Believe repetitive work deserves extinction

    That’s it.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • No.


    You automatically qualify after:

    1. Purchasing a Tech Killers service

    2. Completing 3 months of maintenance

  • Yes.

    We refuse to create corporate merch that looks like it came free with a printer.

  • Yes.

    If you disappear, cancel maintenance instantly, or become evil in a boring way.

  • Depends on the month.

    Sometimes it’s a dashboard upgrade.
    Sometimes it’s a workflow automation.
    Sometimes we just fix something annoying before you ask.

  • Unfortunately, yes.

  • “We joined for the automation. We stayed because someone mailed us a hoodie that looked like it belonged to a biker cult.”

    COO — Construction Company

  • “Our operations became 10x cleaner and somehow we also ended up in a private Discord discussing AI and smoked meat.”

    Founder — Marketing Agency

  • “This is either the future of consulting or the beginning of a small digital militia.”

    - Bookkeeper

  • “The dashboard alone saved us hours. The free jacket made my employees emotionally loyal.”

    HR Manager — Mid-sized Company

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